WELCOME TO LOST IN NEW YORK!

Empire State of Mind (Its upside down, if you noticed :D)

Feeling lost already? You're in the right place.

Welcome, folks! We're so excited to have you here, and even more excited to share with you all the hilarious and informative tips and tricks for surviving in this concrete jungle we call home.

That's right, this is not just any old blog, my friends. Oh no, no, no. This is the go-to destination for all you fresh-faced, wide-eyed newcomers to the city. The ones who have just moved here, thinking "Oh, this will be an adventure!" and are now realizing that adventure might have been an overstatement.

But fear not, dear readers, for we are here to guide you through the treacherous waters of city living. From finding the best slice of pizza (hint: it's not at that trendy place you saw on Instagram) to navigating the subway system (hint: don't make eye contact), we've got you covered.

So sit back, relax, and prepare to be entertained and informed all at once. Because let's be real, if you can't laugh at the absurdity of it all, you're gonna have a rough go of it in this city. Trust us, we've been there.

So welcome to our little corner of the internet, and let the hustle begin!